"More than 3 million people from Maine to Maryland lost power because of the snowstorms
over the weekend. In New York, the Occupy Wall Street protesters are thinking of
changing the name to 'I'm freezing my beard off.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
"Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job,
and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen."
"Earlier this week, a protester at Occupy Wall Street proposed to his girlfriend.
His exact words were, 'Will you occupy my parents' basement with me until I get a
job?'" -Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy
Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact, he felt so bad for them, he gave
himself a $10 million sympathy bonus." –Jimmy Fallon